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By Popular Demand: The Wilkow guide to media perception By Rizzuto Thu Sep 18, 2008 - If you have spent time in Washington: Conservative…you are part of the problem. Liberal…you have experience. If you don’t have time in Washington: Conservative….you have no experience. Liberal….you represent change. If you have wealth: Conservative …you are greedy and a cheat who had advantages in life. Liberal…you are successful and your life story is an inspiration. If you don’t have wealth: Conservative…you are low class. Liberal…you are disadvantaged. If you went to college: Conservative…your academic pedigree is scrutinized. Liberal….your degree speaks for itself. If you didn’t go to college: Conservative…you are un-educated. Liberal…you are an artist/activist. If you own a business: Conservative…you are a profiteer. Liberal…you provide jobs to the community. If you are working class: Conservative….you’re just a (insert job title or trade). Liberal…you are a proletariat who finds strength in numbers. If you believe in the wisdom of the constitution: Conservative…you are narrow minded. Liberal…you are a civil libertarian. If you believe in individual freedoms: Conservative….you have made peace with inequality. Liberal….you are for choice. If you take to the streets to voice your opinions: Conservative…you are a thug. Liberal…you are a demonstrator. If you are religious: Conservative….you are a fundamentalist. Liberal…you are spiritual. If you are serving in the military: Conservative…you are a mindless killer. Liberal…you wear the uniform of your country. If you are popular: Conservative….you have blind sheep followers. Liberal…you are leading a movement. If you are attractive: Conservative…you are shallow and empty. Liberal…you are stunning and a trend setter. If you are un-attractive: Conservative…you are just ugly. Liberal…you are too intellectual to be concerned with your appearance. If you enjoy an outdoors lifestyle: Conservative…you are a hick. Liberal…you are earthy.
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